【KAITO】バスト占いの歌を歌ってもらった Music Title: KAITOにバスト占いの歌を歌わせてみた (Kaito ni basto uranai no uta wo utawasetemiata :I made KAITO to sing "Song of favorite breasts") Romaji title:[Song of favorite breasts] Originally sung and lyrics written by Tom Miyazaki Singer: [KAITO] Voice edited by いなーP（Inaa-P）
English Lyrics (translated by Blacksaingrain)：
lalalalalalalalala... Acup, Bcup, Ccup, Dcup, Ecup, Fcup, Gcup and Hcup. Which cup do you like best among these 8 sizes?
"F！" The one who loves F cup is very openhearted. You're the one who can't hide what you think. But you're hoping too much. So just face up to reality.
"Then, E ." The one who loves E cup is a little sensible. You're a little more clever than those who love F cup. But you're a daydreamer, too. So just be more experienced.
"Then, D." The one who loves D cup is much more sensible. You are a little cooler than those who love E cup. If you know that much, you'll get to the right answer soon.
"Then, C." The one who loves C cup is so close to the right answer. Your choice is alomost the best. But quite a few women are A or B. So you must be careful.
Boots you choose will greatly influence the rest of your life. It's just like choosing the way right or left at the road branched into two like boobs.
"B！" The one who loves B cup is evasive. Your answer is noncommittal. You'll say, "I don't really care about the size, but..." You're trying to play it safe.
"A！" The one who loves A cup is too timid. You may have no confidence in yourself. Don't be afraid of boobs. Just be more brave.
"Then..." The one who loves G cup or H cup should know the larger isn't the better. Or you'll have to fight against almost all women in the world！
We've seen so many boobs, but all I want to say is it's no good to choose a woman by her breasts.
(Back chorus is singing, "Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, I love them.")
ROMAJI LYRICS (translated by Blacksaingrain):
Acup Bcup Ccup Dcup Ecup Fcup Gcup Hcup hachikumi no basuto wo erabu to shitara kimi nara dore ga suki？
"F" Fcup zuki wa jibun ni sunao omotta koto wo kakusenai demo risou to genjitsu daibu chigau kara yume kara samenasai
"Jyaa E" Ecup zuki wa sukoshi orikousann Fcup zuki yori sukoshi wa orikou soredemo madamada yumemi gachi dakara otona ni nari nasai
"Jyaa E" Dcup zuki wa daibu orikou Ecup zuki yo riikuraka COOL sokomade genjitsu wakatteiru nara mou hito ganbari desu
"Jyaa C" Ccup zuki wa seikai ni chikai mottomo kagirinaku seikai ni chikai demo C ni mitanai josei mo ooi node yudan wa kinnmotsu desu
oppai CHOICE no sensu de so no go no jinsei wa ookiku sayuu sare masu marude sayuu no oppai no you ni
"B" Bcup zuki wa chuutohanpa konomi to shitewa chuutohanpa 「naku temo iikedo chotto wa atta hou ga」 sonnano bimyou sugi
"A" Acup zuki wa hikutsu sugi masu jibun ni jishin ga nai shouko desu oppai wa kesshite kowaku nai yuuki wo motte kuda sai
"Jyaa..." Gcup zuki to Hcup zuki wa dekakerya iitte mon ja nai koto wo kimo ni meijite oite kudasai！ josei no teki desu yo！
ironna oppai mite kita keredo saigo ni watashi ga iitai koto wa onna no hito wo mune de handan suru no wa yoku nai koto desu yo